Last year I obsessively watched A Christmas Prince. It has everything I love in a Christmas rom-com. I was so excited when I found Netflix was giving us a sequel and decided to document my thoughts as I watched it for the first time. This obviously contains spoilers.
Without further ado here are 44 thoughts I had while watching A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding.
- They drive on the right side of the road in Aldovia? Aren’t they in Europe?
- Holy crap– THAT RING!
- Amber’s dad is totally a different actor, but he seems cool so I’m going to roll with it.
- Uh oh… that newspaper headline doesn’t look good.
- Oh okay, someone stealing a cab again. Is Amber going to fall in love with this guy, too?
- I have a feeling Mr. Zabala is going to be the hero we all need here.
- You expect me to believe there wouldn’t be some royal snow plower to take care of that snow in the road?
- Ohhhh they subtly addressed that her dad is different. “He looks different in person– I thought he had a goatee.”
- This bridal suite is bigger than my apartment and childhood home combined.
- Okay that was a bad poem but I would still think it was cute. Someone tell Justin. Jk. Kind of.
- Of course this guy is the wedding planner. JVN is probably my dream replacement for this guy, TBH.
- Mrs. Averill is a stick in the mud.
- The country is bleeding money and no one knows why? Sounds like a job for a journalist!
- The dress design looks like it has a doggie cone at the top
- OMG IT’S SIMON’S BITCH ASS. The scruff on his face indicates he’s having some troubles after trying to betray Richard and steal his crown.
- Oh this Chef is a hard ass. She is not amused nor impressed with Rudy’s diner ownership.
- DUN DUN DUN. It is a disheveled Simon come to the castle.
- Princess Emily is the true star of this movie
- YASSSS MR. ZABALA– WAY TO STICK UP FOR AMBER.
- You have to get in the heartfelt gift of a locket with a picture of her mom in it.
- What a very strange fairy tale explaining the existence of Santa, but i’ll roll with it.
- Do we trust Simon? Are we supposed to do? He has a degree in Economics from Oxford, he says!
- I definitely do not trust this Lord Leopold dude, though.
- A sleigh ride through the snow to pick-out a Christmas tree? How romantic. Cold, but romantic.
- Would they really just let all these people in the palace for a Christmas play?
- Aw, young love!
- And cue the waterworks from Chef Ivana
- Amber finna get in trouble for posting this. I know it.
- Her friends do not talk like real human adults.
- Ohhhh, what did I say? Her post was REMOVED.
- Rudy and Chef Ivana: Will they or won’t they?
- “Do you really want to insult the crown, Miss Moore?” So dramatic.
- Amber’s journalistic notes have somehow gotten worse. Maybe this is why the publication they worked for no longer exists.
- Friend #1 whose name I do not remember looked kind of longingly at Simon during their escape from the bar…
- Richard better grow a spine.
- Okay, he grew one.
- I told you i didn’t trust that Leopold guy.
- HAS AMBER LOST HER DAMN MIND? A BOW AND ARROW POINTED AT HIM?
- Aw shit. So there IS a dungeon!
- Okay pyrotechnics on a Christmas tree is probably not safe.
- She threw a fit about her dress and then chose this one? I don’t get it.
- Cue the Converse.
- This wedding officiant does not look very royal.
- Yes, let’s all do a Conga Line outside in the snow.
I think I prefer the original, but I better watch both a few more times just to be sure. *wink wink*
I wasn’t interested in watching these movies until I read this post 💗
If you like cheesy, predictable, cliche Christmas movies you have to!